Deetfin Pickup Lines

Hey, you guys, here are some good pickup lines we have found/maybe used. Feel free to send us some that you think we should use, and/or some video of you guys trying to use them :)

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Did you fart? Because you blew me away

I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.

Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.

kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Janice????

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see

I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

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