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$50,000 a Year!

Alright so basically, my “evil” step mother kept reminding me when dropping me off to college that I should not forget that college is FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR!!! So basically she would say that after I did something “stupid” or irresponsible. So I’m making this page where the website editors will add stories from their adventures from college. So check back often to see what the next adventure is! If you want to enter a story e-mail us at deetfin@gmail.com

12/04/09 by Nerpy
Alright, so we’ve all been hearing about the issues of coal right? Well here at my school we have a lot of heating coming from the burning of coal. And so in turn my fellow students have been protesting this use of coal. In turn they have been holding protests. Instead of regular protests, their current protests include sleeping outside with the message, we don’t need coal to warm our dorms. Now it’s getting pretty cold outside and now student are starting to do it every Sunday statewide. I have been considering doing this however I do not have a sleeping bag and therefore would be very cold outside Basically my step mom who this page was inspired from, freaked out when I told her about this and said, “I am not paying $50,000 a year for you to sleep outside!” She reacted the same way to sexiling.

10/27/09 by Nerpy
So I got a free Pumpkin from my college today! Not everyone got a pumpkin, you had to go pick it up. However c’mon, what if everyone did show up? and well, why are they spending money on pumpkins? They could instead give us an H1N1 flu shot for free. Anyways, I chose the biggest pumpkin possible, and I can’t wait for Halloween’s adventures! (I wish I could do a Halloween version of my Fourth of July video) Oh well.

10/13/09 by Nerpy
Alright, so its midterm time for me in college, so I figure its time to show you guys what I’ve been up to at work. So I work at the dining hall on campus, and two days a week I make pizzas. I don’t get to be creative with what I put on, however how I present I do get to be creative I usually make smiley faces for pepperoni pizzas which my manager discovered last week. She recommended I do ghosts for Halloween. This surprised me, that she would shall we say, support this type of inefficient style of making pizzas. So she allowed me. I made the ghost ones, which were not too hard. I decide to one up myself and make a jack-o-lantern pizza. It was a slow night, so I continued to experiment with a bat pizza, then a spider pizza, and later on a jack-o-lantern Calzone. All were very interesting and came out interesting…

A week or two ago, I was working card swiper. Somehow an apple wound up on my working area. No one knew whose it was. So I told one of the customers, I bet I can cut it in half with your ID card! (I was right)

10/09/09 by Nerpy
So I just sat through my first service of Juneism. The founders arranged tables and other furniture pieces to form an idol to represent June Hong from our hall. Your overall spirituality is measured by a unit called dong. The beliefs include various things, including readings from a Korean history book. Also they do not believe in the moon. They then continued to denounce John F Kennedy for his wanting to go to the moon. And of course his belief in the moon. (his dong was very small) many parts of the religion include acronyms that spell out things like BALLS DONG and FACIST

9/13/09 By Nerpy
So last night my school had Ed Helms here to speak at our convocation series. Ed Helms, for those who do not know, was in the Hangover, the Office, and the Daily Show. It was really sweet. The tickets were free, and every seat was a good seat. It was awesome. He was hilarious and told us all about his crazy College adventures including rappelling down the side of one of our buildings called Peters Hall. So he said during one of his stories how he and a buddy started a beers from around the world collection at Tank House. He then mentioned how he and his buddy were going to add to it this weekend. This got me thinking, and I thought to myself, hmm he might be at Tank House tonight after the show. So my friends and I go back to our dorms to change for the night. I convince them that we do not want to go the stupid Pirates Ninja party. Instead we should try to find Tank House and party there. Well sure enough I convinced them, however I did not know exactly where Tank House. Someone said its just down this street, so after ten minutes of walking we hear music and talking and we’re at Tank House. Sure enough, he was not there. So we hang out there. After about twenty minutes and a few drinks, HE SHOWS UP!!!! So for the rest of the night, I’m like four feet away from the Ed Helms playing his Banjo with a whole bunch of the students. It was amazing. It was so much fun. It was so EPIC!!!! It’s been so much fun telling all of my friends. Especially the ones who dresssed up to go the Pirate Ninja Party. It was an epic night, and it was so awesome. I shook his hand and had some short conversations with him. Yeah, 50 Grand a Year to Party with Ed Helms, HELLZ YEAH! And this morning, no hangover, however it would’ve been horribly ironic

9/06/09 By Nerpy
So the other day my roommate and I were walking down the stairs in our dorm to go to lunch. As we’re walking down we see this girl walking up the stairs with a crutch in one of her hands. This wouldn’t seem weird except for the fact that she did not appear to be in any pain whatsoever. Quite surprising so my roommate start joking about it. Saying stuff like how she’s all man and has control over her pain. So this goes on, making action hero references. Then as we go down the last step I basically yell, impersonating her, “Pain is my Bitch!!!” as in y’know she has her pain whipped. yeah, not that funny except then when we looked up there was a very large campus tour group all just staring blankly at us. We gave an awkward hello, and said “welcome to college.”

8/30/09 By Nerpy
Alrighty, so not a great story, though I still find funny. So instead of doing something productive today, my whole hall decided to have a party in the hall of our dorms. I know nothin’ special. Usually we all hang out there with our laptops, facebook it up, and munch on some munchies and someone will play the guitar. Well today we found a copy of the Phantom Tollbooth. A lot of people got very excited. Our RA described it as crazy that a bunch of college students are getting excited over a Fourth Grade book. Well… so someone offered to read it and we all went back to our rooms, got pillows and blankets and had story/nap time for like an hour and a half. So a lot of us fell asleep in the middle of the hallway so people had a tire type obstacle that was like twenty feet long. It was a lot of fun, and a much needed nap.

8/28/2009 By Nerpy
Alright so first post not much to say, because college just started. Basically can’t wait to pay racquetball as one of my classes and then I’m also going to try to get History of Chocolate class into my schedule! (Also we played whiffle ball the other day in quad, haven’t done that in a while.

*disclaimer* Members of the Deetfin Editors know that a lot of colleges aren’t 50 grand a year. One of our editor’s/admin’s college is 50 thousand dollars a year, and yes he does have financial aid. So don’t complain